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Biting All The Apples
Biting All The Apples is an unhinged bookclub-ish conversation that channels the sassy wisdom of long dead victorian feminists to analyze the puritanical influences still messing with our world today. We start off with the 1895 best seller "The Woman's Bible" by Elizabeth Cady Stanton. Each week we cover their 19th century feminist analysis of a book in the bible and ponder, laugh, and cry over the similarities to the issues of today.
This is a great listen for anyone interested in the patriarchal influence in religion, politics, and social order. As well as anyone that is GenX or any generation, anyone that likes comedy, books, history, and thinkin.
Episodes
19 episodes
Virgins, Lanterns, Host Bodies and the Supernatural Book of Matthew
The battle for reproductive rights and women's autonomy isn't just modern politics—it's a struggle with deep historical roots. In this episode, we dive into the New Testament section of Elizabeth Cady Stanton's revolutionary Woman's Bible
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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47:56
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You'll Want to Hear About Victorian Feminists and the Kabbalah's Sacred Gender Balance
What if everything you thought you knew about biblical gender roles was based on deliberate mistranslations? We dive deep into a brilliant 1895 feminist analysis that exposes how religious authorities systematically erased the divine feminine f...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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44:43
Tinkling, Sackclothing, and Some Cranky Old Kings: We're Finishing Up The Old Testament
We're back after our short summer podcast pause to bring you the very last books of the Old Testament through the lens of our favorite Victorian Feminists. They rip through the last six or so (who's counting?) books of the OT and we...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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59:31
Biting All The Apples Trailer
People said but you can't fit all of the genius and hilarity and nuance of Biting All The Apples in a short trailer! And we said hey we will try because people really need to get a sense of what it is all about. Biting All The Apple...
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8:34
The "Just The Genesis Gems" Bonus Episode!
It's our first bonus/recap/review episode! We wanted to do a couple recap episodes in case it has been too long and you barely remember words like Genesis, Exodus, and Deuteronomy! This is a great episode to listen to if you just want the...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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33:14
Bonus Episode: No Kings, Hamiltons Writing Desk, and Dogma Fangirling
We're taking a quick detour this week with a bonus episode. Join us as we swap stories from the No Kings day events and do our best to convey how wild it is that small conservative towns showed out. Then we get giddy over the second coming of t...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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25:54
"If I perish, I perish" and other main character energy moments in the Book of Esther
Aren't we all a little bit Vashti? Let us ask that question as the Victorian feminists guide us through their favorite passages in the book of Esther. It's one of JV & SKs favorite Old Testament Books so far. Today we are ...
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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48:32
Halved babies, balloon art, and radical gals in the book of Kings
We're talking about Kings before No Kings Day - just in time. When all is said and done, we end up talking about the fascinating women in the chapter more than all the kings -...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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44:29
Honey traps, fish gods, and the ark of the covenant: The soap opera of Samuel
If we could buy the exclusive film rights to just one book in the bible, it'd be Samuel. What? You'd say Genesis? Well that'd be a fun debate for a listener to start. But first, listen to this episode. We start by extending an invite to P...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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56:19
The busy hands and not-overly-pleasing face of Ruth
Who doesn't love a sturdy woman? We imagine they were beloved before the book of Ruth made them holy, but boy did that bible chapter seal the deal. Greatest PR campaign for the selfless busy lady archetype, rivaled only by, maybe, the Marlboro ...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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44:46
A woman’s victory is punishment for a man who lacked faith & other nuggets from the book of Judges
After a little trip down first communion memory lane with your cradle catholic cohosts, we dive into the book of Judges. Holy moly is it full of female baddies. Unfortunately, they are used much like a mob wives in the picture shows: as a plot ...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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1:00:35
Sonic warfare, pyrotechnics, and hailstones in everyone's favorite sequel: Joshua
In this not to be missed episode, SK & JV marvel at the 19th century literary reviews of the the first part of The Woman's Bible before digging into the book of Joshua. It includes remakes of all of Moses greatest feats and tricks! An...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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58:36
If you're going to be so strict, you could at least tell us where to find stoning stones: Deuteronomy
If you take your victorian feminism with a heavy dose of sassy brilliance, this is the episode for you. The laws in the previous Old Testament books were so good, they created a dupe chapter called Deuteronomy. It is full of rules and evidence ...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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54:40
If there's one thing you can count on, it's the book of Numbers
The hosts of this episode are using organic performance enhancement: recording way later in the evening than usual. Side effects include increased cusses. Makes sense for an episode that covers the chapter of the Woman's Bible about...
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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1:04:52
Show tunes, wizards, and meats: Leviticus for the rest of us
In this episode we don our finest (rented) Victorian frocks (that you can see if you check out our TikTok) and dive into the 19th century feminist an...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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50:19
The one where women ignore the rules and act for the greater good (again) - Exodus
If you've ever wondered why women are terrified of being seen as selfish or why others judge women by how much they do for other people, you need not look any further than everyone's favorite two thousand year old book. “We are so ...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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52:55
Cain & are you Abel to stand how good this episode Is
The knowledge quest continues. Our 19th century writer pals have yet to find a single place in Genesis where anyone anywhere says women are inferior and subordinate to men. We crack open the rest of the chapter and discuss the sass ...
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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51:34